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			<description>- Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. 

-- Bill Cosby 

- We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. 

-- Bernard Manning 

- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, &quot;Has the bus come yet?&quot;. If the bus came would I be standing here? 

-- Billy Connoly 

- Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high  ...</description>
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